IT’S THE DAILY MAIL. THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND ANY JOKE. You wanna know why no other newspaper reported it? Because they understand jokes. The Daily Mail reported it because they thought it was serious. That’s why England makes fun of the DM.
The Targaryens are the blood of the dragon, descended from the high lords of the ancient Freehold of Valyria, their heritage proclaimed in a striking (some say inhuman) beauty, with lilac or indigo or violet eyes and hair of silver-gold or platinum white.